Nice job cruising Reddit. Congrats.

I have a friend who broke his face once and had to have jaw wired. Had to drink beer from a straw for a while. He never looked back. Maybe they’re on to something. I’ll never know.

Romelu Lukakuuuu

Fellaini has the best afro. Everyone else is second or worse. Period.

Obviously easier to be the hero when there are so few peers around you.

FFP says PSG can’t do this without selling at least a few key members to do it. That means Rabiot and Veratti are gone, possibly another piece, and hedging their bets of Halilovic...

I am a United fan (be gentle), and my best football bro is a City fan (be harsh; please). Our discussion about Tottenham went as such:

Everton accepted the offer, and supposedly seperately, will acquire Wayne Rooney on a free transfer. Pogba and Lukaku are training together at UCLA as we speak.

That being said, Chelsea has just matched United’s offer to Everton, and now it is up to Lukaku to decide. THAT being said, Chelsea apparently will not match…

If someone told you these were the new Senators’ uniforms, would you outright tell them they couldn’t possibly be right?

This is a lot like one of the current best badminton players facing Roger Federer in tennis. This will not end well and probably will not be entertaining (unless you really, really dislike McGregor).

Holy shit, Bill. First weekend you’ve ever worked?

Neverauskas or Neverasukas? One sounds Lithuanian and one sounds like Peter Griffin speaking Italian.

I trusted your title, Patrick, and it was untrue.

Mad Bum Dong sounds like a player for the Nippon Ham Fighters.

FYI: I live in NC. Cooper won the election, so the majority of the people are on his side. McCrory alienated so many people with HB2 (for SO many more reasons than bathrooms), increasing teachers’ pay by destroying school budgets, and being the most blatantly corrupt politician ever to not be publically called out for…

Your headlines are often a little bit... clicky-baity? This one is not one of those ones. This one is amazing.

Gran Turismo Sport with the PSVR and a wheel/pedal setup would be the selling point for me, so I could look around the cabin/cockpit and over my shoulder while driving.

Re:less, this is awful.

I’m from Westbrook. If that guy doesn’t suck cocks, he should sue then move to Ogunquit with all of his Sue Monies.

“Recommended Dongs” is now my favorite search suggestion category.