Hello. Do you have any idea how physically demanding it is to drive a car? These drivers work hard, and know how to drive really, really good. Do you think you could drive a car that good? Not just anyone can do it. Hours, even days are taken to be that skilled at harnessing a car. They should be in the actual…

Like I was saying: if horse sports are about the athleticism/commitment/skill of the rider, any horse should do.

Announcers said it was a goal of the year contender on Week 1. Absolutely devastating. What. A. Kick.

He Zlatan’d (proper verb) four times during the match: vicious header, martial-arts pass, goal, and a mostly-nutmeg. I think that’s really all he has to do.

Why hasn’t Mazda come out with this?

My friend just called me racist for saying horses belong in the Horse Olympics.

I feel terrible for you.

All I want to hear is that PS4.5 releases with Sony’s VR and GTSport... so I can look around the cab/cockpit and out the windows while I’m driving. It’s all I want. I will eschew many of games if this happens.

C’mon, man. I’m from Maine; I have to defend you, literally, every time I mention a piece you wrote.

All equestrians should have to use untrained horses.

This is the best possible move United can make. The player is excellent; midfielders of his caliber and potential are VERY few and far between. The price is ludicrous; it also puts United back on footing with the other biggest/richest clubs in the world (Barça, Real, PSG, Bayern, and yes: even Chelsea and City). To…

The human-equivalent of an Ent.

I know it’s news whenever Rovell Tweets, but I think half of his interactions come from readers of other sites’ articles mocking him. Maybe you could create a “Darren Rovell’s Clone” Twitter account, copy, and paste his terrible Twits onto it, then redirect traffic to it to exempt him from (and I’m using this term…

*CORRECTION: You meant “John Hurt” in that ‘1984' still.