It’s like the early ’80s all over again in the East. 

Right? The Earth should have been a disc.

Jeannie Buss has just invited LaVar to check out this cool thing she found deep, deep in the woods. 

So how angry is Dan Gilbert this time? Is he Comic Sans angry, or just Copperplate Gothic angry?

Is LaVar Ball ok with this? Last I checked, there’s only 1 basketball.

That dude's nose is only going to get bigger with time...

“See it’s okay because I’m also physically repulsive.”

Yeah, kinda like Champions League. Maybe with the only constraint being that your first match can’t be against the other from your group. 

Knowing us, we’d beat Belgium in a convincing 4-0, then lose to either Japan or Colombia due to an own goal. 

Best recommendation I’ve seen to fix this is to randomly slot the two qualifiers from the Group stages. No more seeding, no more knowing where you would go depending on where you finish before the game is played. Redraw the brackets after the Group stage is complete.

I beg your pardon.

Rather like the idea, all of a sudden, of judges and DA’s sampling the evidence to decide how to rule or charge.

Dudes like Pepe, Joey Barton and Sergio Ramos are such fucking unapologetic cunts always bringing the drama that’s why I love them.

Before we get into the whole “ugh, soccer is the worrrrst!,” just know that fucking everybody hates Pepe.

This is still the golden standard but man was that one close.

Sir! You have wounded me! *dives*

See me, I’m here for the flopping. I love football when a defensive lineman throws his arms up to exaggerate a legal hold to make it look illegal or when a receiver times his movement to create a bump for a flag. Hockey is at its best when guys hold onto sticks to draw hooking penalties. Basketball? EVEN MORE…

Et tu, Pepe?

The way he reaches up to Benatia in supplication, right after collapsing.... It’s like a Baroque painting....