Mr. Lane must have had some wild ass takes about Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

Despite the Good Math that makes a Good Point Relevant To The Conversation, putting your own tweet into a Kinja comment is such a power Alpha Male Online move I’m shocked you aren’t being praised by Trump supporters rn

“Hindsight is 50/50"

Extremely excited to see these start trickling out in a few months...

Just to recap:

i am not allowed to put my hands in my pockets because that would be concealing a deadly weapon. also my girlfriend is super hot but you don’t know her.

This was fun. Thank you.

GTFOH
If John Daly can do it, it’s not athletic

Throwing darts is difficult too, but those pint-swilling slobs aren’t athletes either

They’re sportsmen, I’ll grant you. But fuck off with athlete.

“Shinnecock.”

I don’t usually vote, but I’m making an exception to that policy this year.

Your first point definitely has something to it.. then you go on to ruin it. It’s suuuch a stretch to use those little anecdotal examples to justify golf being on the same level of “athletic endeavor” as basketball. I mean seriously. You know damn well that most golfers are NOT athletes.

Vote early, vote often.

We’re all voting for him in the All Star Game, right? It’s not just me?

Yup, the most taxing thing about going 9/18 holes is walking 9/18 holes. Its a nice way to walk a fair bit while having a reason to do so.

I saw that statement on Twitter Friday and was waiting for some video to pop up... That was hard to watch. Gruber also had a DUI in Texas in April. Starting to get the impression he may have a drinking problem. Hopefully he gets some help.

the interview part went south for a variety of reasons which I will detail at a later date

Trump’s hair just changed its mind about his state visit to the UK.

i want to hit a shot with that wind at my back. just once.