As much as I love to slag on Ronaldo for being a whiny pretty-boy, that free kick was an absolute work of art. His dive to get the PK, on the other hand, was a textbook demonstration of why I detest the guy so much. Also, I already really hate the role VAR is playing in the game.

“Gronkowski finished second”

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

Meanwhile poor Tammi’s getting dragged again

Trump: We’re so proud to have the most patriotic, the most up standing, the best rep-
Smith: *Rips microphone from Trump’s hands* You tryin’ to get the pipe?!
*Audience cheers*

The Warriors or Cavs (ha) should say “damn, we were going to come.” Then Trump will be all like “These young men are patriots. Invite is back on.” Then the Warriors or Cavs should just send a shirtless JR Smith to dribble out the rest of the term.

dude, really? crossfit doesn’t mean you gotta try to fit yourself up on a cross, ya know.

Based on the opening image I thought I’d hear: “$45 is the best I can do son.”

I nominate this for COTD.

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

Do crimes, create diversion. Repeat.

100% correct. It’s always about Cheeto Mussolini.

It also plays well for his base

This is the most reasonable analysis I’ve read.

This whole thing is just a continuation of his beef stemming from the USFL days. The NFL wouldn’t let him in their club back then (because they knew he sucked), and so now he’s using his position to enact some form of revenge.

That’s twice this year the Eagles have stunned the patriots.

I have no idea when I got to bizarro world but here I am cheering for the Eagles since they beat the Patriots and pissed of trump.

Makes me glad to be an Eagles fan.

And he can do it on a cold, rainy Tuesday in Stoke, too.