No need to book Ramos, though. He’s earned the benefit of the doubt, what with his reputation as the cleanest player in the sport. In fact, let’s book Mane for not touching Ramos. Yeah.

Except you left out Bale’s absolutely beautiful 2-1 goal, which may end up as goal of the year, unless something very special happens at the World Cup.

Winning goal 100% pure luck? Stiker Rule #1 is Make the goalkeeper work. That means get a shot on goal at any opportunity. Marcelo’s Cross was not luck and Bale’s body adjustment to hit it even after it was deflected was not luck but rather world class reaction quickness and skill.

Ramos is the Claude Lemieux of soccer.

My girlfriend, a Brazilian living in Portugal, cannot abide Cristiano Ronaldo. After Bale’s second goal, she texted me to declare, “Real Madrid’s gonna win but if Ronaldo doesn’t score, he’ll consider it a loss and that’s good enough for me.”

Maybe I don’t really understand goalkeeping, but is it normal for the keeper to be eating greasy fried chicken during the game?

Idiot On The Field Caps Off Perfect Champions League Final

So, on official review, it was determined that it was not a vote.

Glory boy. Bet he was a first or second round NBA pick.

GOD DAMN YOU

Isaiah Thomas shouldn’t have started his rehab with this drill.

didnt keep it in bounds smh

The Chargers ruined the NFL for me before the concussions and domestic violence and anthem “controversy” did. You won’t miss it.

Craven fucking cowards.

Jesus, he looks like shit.

You’re right. You are being perfectly rude.

‘just a drug addict who claimed a disease to get a rubber stamp?’

I’m nearly forty with a degenerative AA disease. The pills only treat symptoms of the side effects, and the state won’t allow anything stronger than 800mg ibuprofen. I have been working with a variety of doctors for 12 years, with an established diagnosis for the past six, and this year I finally took the advice of my…