Seriously, I have done nothing but mentally hate on Lavar, and now I’m like “don’t stop now dude, keep pressing/trolling Trump.” This is where we are now-I’m rooting for Lavar.

I really wish I could live long enough to see the scholarship that develops around the eventual American fall.

So many narcissists in this story. Only Donald Trump could make me root for LaVar Ball.

Chris Cuomo is just the fucking worst

Chowders, ranked:
1. Corn chowder

i hope he makes it home safe

Can we just move on from this and get to more pressing matters? Such as, what will Trump do if the family members of the turkey he pardons this week don’t pay him enough respect afterwards?

za

I just wanted to say, fuck you, for calling pizza, za.

Felger will die from a heart attack while having sex in the missionary position.

Wait, isn’t this the moron who’s always shitting on people for taking paternity leave? What an opportune moment to publicly remind people to care more about their families.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

I’m assuming this is a joke? If it’s not, the clock stops in college soccer after a goal, so he’s making that signal to tell the timekeeper to stop the clock.

Also looks like the spirit of Dejan Lovren temporarily departs his body to inhabit that of all those defenders.

I thought being “too drunk” in Scotland meant you were dead. Learn something new everyday I guess.

I was not aware that “being too drunk” was a thing in Scotland.