He better stay out of Philly.

I’ve always considered Starcrossed Mindfuck to be the most underappreciated album of the Ziggy Stardust period.

My dad always made a big deal of getting to have an “end-piece sandwich” like it was some kind of delicacy, and so I always thought of it that way. To be fair, he may have really felt that way - I don’t know that he was trying to get us to feel any way about it. It would be super on-brand for him.

poor John Teti is a John Hodgman’s man

“Call me Ishmael.”

Teti is life.

Burnadette

The internet’s folks need to sit it down for a talk about what it means to be a fucking insufferable tattletale.

Hola neighbor. How ‘bout them Cornbelters.

You are preternaturally good at writing about this kind of shit.

“Tripper Clancy” 

It came up organically!

My habit of breaking into “Zou Bisou Bisou” at the drop of a hat is Mad Men’s greatest contribution to the lives of people who have to deal with me. And occasionally screaming “Pizza Haus,” yes.

In most cases Bugs is standing just as near to the dynamite as Elmer when it goes off I suppose I am meant to believe that Bugs is somehow impervious to explosions now wtf wb

Indeed, the 2019 A.V. Club giving anyone shit over this type of mistake is a pretty rich comedic vein.

or Billie Holiday? More like Denzel, though I’m not as cool as him. People don’t fart around here like they used to is all I’m saying.

My man.

Millennials are so scared of warthogs, they’re changing the way they’re sold.

holy shit

Thanks for posting this - it will keep me busy for a while!