This is some Lester Bangs level analysis. A+

Christ, I wanted to get back into this game this weekend after a limp start, but you're not making that any easier.

That's just how good the cover WAS, man… it made a completely unrelated dad rock band sound cool!

Objection: It's not a hashtag. It signifies that the rem channel is (was, I expect) available across the entire IRC network (source: wikipedia of course), elsewise it would be an ampersand.

Not in #rem on irc we didn't.

"No step on snek" makes me laugh pretty much without fail.

I kind of liked this before I saw it explained. Now I'm not nearly as supportive.

Love Koyaanisqatsi, love Powaqqatsi even more.

It can't be a coincidence that 24 had/has similarly hilarious Ford product placement, although I don't remember them going the extra mile of highlighting available options like that. Come to think of it, for a lot of years everyone on the X-Files was driving a sweet-ass Ford as well.

Also that time she let one go on Dancing with the Stars.

I mean, there wasn't any boasting about expensive cars, but you may have a point.

How long until they have a bot that can generate endless "GJ, I" articles? Food for thought, mobsters.

An instrument of revolution!

BLONO REPREFUCKINZENT.

Props.

When I read this guy's quotes I hear them in the Great Gazoo's voice.

I'm reading Universal Harvester as well, and I agree that the narrator's voice is unique. In a long-ago Shakespearean acting class, I learned a lesson about the importance of small breaks in a large pattern. That seems to apply here - pages go by where the narrator is ordinary, if warm. Then, there'll be an instant…

And once EVERYONE can use the Force… no one will!

I had a turkey sandwich for lunch yesterday. I can't figure out which thing would properly be called "turkey-core" - the sandwich, me, or my lunch as a concept?

Yes, the "What is how do you…" shit made want to garrote myself.