"So far this season has had a little too much winning in it…"

"But Dr. Smith…"

*Newly flush with purpose, raises a frankly staggering stink*

The Mountain Goats are playing at a place down the street from me later this summer too, but you don't see me making a big stink about it, do you?

And in this one… fuck, it's just a bunch of silverfish again.

Why don't you have a seat over here?

Indeed, if you don't cease and desist talking about him, Marvin Gaye's family will sue the shit out of you.

It's pronounced "Throaty-Warbler Mangrove."

I live in the ass-crack of Illinois which is pretty goddamn midwestern and I've never heard of "horse and pony show."

I have never seen geneckte gezeugte spelled out before. It's mezmerizing.

I think Easteros really did mean "gipped." It's when Ronald Reagan gives you a blow job.

They are great, but are strictly from the existing stereo and mono masters. This is remixed from the ground up, which is of course a type of heresy, but it's not like they're replacing the originals.

I may lose some of my vast cred by saying this, but I do enjoy the remixes on 1 and Love, and I'm excited to hear this album with a clean modern stereo mix.

So you're suggesting that they'd intentionally make a headline that indicated something sensational, knowing that the story itself would let down those who clicked through based on that headline? You, sir, are quite a cynic.

I got Hockney and I was fucking pumped.

This is coincidentally the same reason I still work at Western Sizzlin'.

Nah, you're not the only one. I haven't played much yet, and the first hour was sort of rough, but I find that it feels like Mass Effect now, and that's enough to justify it for me.

"…the lighting and camerawork suggest a random bozo with a clip reel of cooking infomercials and corporate training videos."

Um there's like a whole half a movie of him in BvS and that was some high-test bullshit so I don't know what you're getting at.

No school like the old school. Respect. Anyway, you'll be dead soon of some hyphenate, I'm sure.