Yeah, he’s white and cis and all that, but he’s still got chips on the table. He’s gotta think about endorsements, he’s gotta perform in countries that are institutionally unwelcoming to homosexuality, on and on.
Choon
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But...how girl get pragnent? How is babby formed?
I’ve had something similar happen to me this week. My absolute go-to pair of ballet flats (silver quilted ones) gave out, I found a hole where my pinky toe sits. I was devastated and I can’t find a similar pair.
I don’t drink, but I am aware that Liz Lemon likes to mix white wine and Sprite. She calls it “Funky Juice” and keeps it in a Thermos next to her toilet.
OMG I REMEMBER YOUR HAND FROM THAT EPISODE!
Sheeran can always add to it once he finds that special someone...
OMG I played Mad Libs with my son today. They had them in the check out line at Old Navy. I asked him to give me a plural noun, and the sentence we got was “Do you have a fear of houses?”
This is the only tweet that matters
...I know THAT feel, bro!
let me quote from the article for u
I was about 12 when I’d decided I was going to be a Paleontologist (I’m not, btw, but that’s not the point.)
Kimmunion.
The WORST part is, you absolutely CANNOT pick shoes based on what they look like, and I feel like people who make for-real running shoes KNOW THIS. They know you’re basically suckered into whatever $110 pair the person at the running shoe store tells you will be least likely to injure you because blah blah blah…
“It’s hard for me to watch American Idol because I have perfect pitch.”
Sorry, I shouldn't have phrased it that way! One bad tat (it's not even that bad) doesn't mean the artist is always bad. Glad you like yours :)
I wish my name was Dr. Butt.
"What'd I do?
I AM NOTHING IF NOT OBJECTIVE!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN BE A BEAUTIFUL SATAN YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!
On Kroll Show, Dr. Armond (a dog plastic surgeon) is best friends with Kelsey Grammer.
It must somehow be a reference to this, right? hah