True dat. Next time, I will do it right proper. So that I can live happily ever after.

I've had 6 jobs since starting law school in 2006, and at every single workplace, this has been true, though I hadn't really ever thought about it until reading this.

Who ya gonna call?

God it's SO GOOD. A little tint, but not enough to stain pillowcases, perfect texture, and THAT SCENT. I have no idea what the specific ingredient is that my body decided to reject (and frankly, having found other options I'm too lazy to investigate it), but apparently it's in most drugstore balms — all the Lip…

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

WHITE KARA BROWN CANT TAKE A JOKE

too delicious 4 him

Cunt shunt.

"Can't Eat Unless Stoned Diet"

You only eat when you are stoned and somewhere around that 3rd hour of munching you just fall asleep anyway.

"Zippity-boopity."

HA HA HA

But our artisans* hand craft and oversee every detail** of your new spoonula*** in their rustic, crafters cottage.****

Exactly. As grandma used to say, 'They don't have walking around sense.'

ghosts are in them. all of them. 100% of suits of armor have ghosts.

"You go to Kinja with the acronyms you have, not the acronyms you wish you had." - Donald Rumsfeld

Selfish ass Clifford and his giant dog shits. His appetite was a burden on his family

tripe is GROCE

Of course they aren't plugged into anything! You don't want to get assaulted or raped, do you? I mean, you must be aware of your surroundings at all times! Why are you even by yourself in the first place?

Whatevs. Last week I went outside, walked to bus stop, bus pulled up with no waiting. I got off that bus, walked to transfer bus stop, bus pulled up with no waiting.

Seems like less of a pro tip and more of an amateur / commenter kind of tip.