I know crew is typically thought of as an asshole sport, but as a young punk it was the most brutal shit I could possibly imagine doing. I disagree with the ruling on this one. (Also I have a feeling half the people on my team knew the words to “Waiting Room.” Everybody does.)

I know nobody in the whole actual world will agree with me, but Sharon Van Etten is really good running music. So much intensity, but not super beat-driven. I went from crapping out at 2 miles to running a couple of half marathons on a 70% Van Etten training plan.

I changed my last name to his when we got married last year. Huge mistake. My “maiden” (ugh) name was just common enough, phonetically spelled, and pronounceable to all. 90% of people can’t even get the first letter of my last name correct. Sometimes people just choose a random word to replace it. I’ve been called…

I bought a pair of Bass oxfords in gold and they became my every day work shoe until I wore them into the ground. Now they don’t make them anymore and I wish I was dead.

One of the IT guys in my office was an extra in this movie, and I don’t think that’s something he wants people to know.

I went to a wedding that was only serving beer and wine, and someone suggested this cocktail to basically everybody. It wasn’t long before shit got INSANE. Wine+sugar+caffeine=6 hour sweaty dance competition

Is this a sneaky way of telling us who still works at Gawker?

I have a gum parker that matches that same description. It sits on my desk even though I almost never chew gum, and even if I did I’m just not thrifty/gross enough to...park...gum. I just like looking at it.

I was named after a Miss Universe and I don't think it had the desired effect. My hair is just ok.

The artist isn’t actually shitty at all. Maybe she didn’t do such a great job on that one, but she’s done a lot of stuff on me that I’m very happy with, and I promise I can tell garbage tattoos from good. (I have a few pieces of ill-conceived crap from my younger days and I'm not afraid to admit it.)

My mom used to work with a doctor named Dr. Slaughter. The most metal doctor of all.

I think it's a JD shirt full of Texases? Texi?

I'm from Albany, but now live just across the Ohio from Indiana, in Louisville. I've seen Sgt. Dunbar many times! How awesome that they played your wedding.

That's the exact thing I had nightmares about when I was planning too. And I might decline a wedding invite if it featured that font. I have to ask, was Sgt. Dunbar your Albany band?

They briefly mentioned her job but didn't really make a big thing about it, which I thought was pretty respectful to April's character considering she was never career-oriented in the first place. She just wanted a job she didn't hate. The only thing she openly loved was Andy so having kids with him seems like it…

I've been hooked up Dr. Pepper Lip Smacker since I was 11 (so...17 years. Is that right? Gosh.) Do you know what was in it that started bothering you? I know it's anything but natural, but I'd still hate to think my favorite chapstick is going to start eating my face without warning.

I think they've done this before. They said something like "We don't need another Rihanna and Chris Brown situation." It was as if the writers were trying to say, "This isn't that. It's something entirely original that we thought of."

Aw, that's not fair. I moved from New York to Kentucky for my husband, a web developer who so far has retained at least 95% of his teeth.

If getting up to pee every hour was good exercise I wouldn't have all this back fat.

I absolutely agree.