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Marilyn Manson: “Sure, Justin, I’ll come to one of your shows.” Little does he know that years from now I will reap my vengeance when I die having never gone to one of his shows.

Wow, scathing stuff. He could have gone with “mediocre,” “flawed,” or “subpar,” but he broke out the cannons and said “unqualified.”

Max Landis looks like the singer in a terrible deathcore band.

I dunno, but he sounds like an asshole who wanted credit for leaving a city he didn’t like so it’s good that people are now calling him a pervert

“low level”

Sounds like you need to talk to some communists who aren’t crickets.

You trust the government at countless times literally every day. You’re actually pretty dumb if you think the government is only bad.

My friend, what if I told you that none of that is actually true and you only believe it because it’s been inculcated in you since you were too young to know the difference?

Yes, Jesus, the man most famous for not being able to see when he entered a temple.

Buddy, hate to break it to you but your extremely sexy and handsome friends might not be 100% typical for voice actors.

I have no idea why we’re talking about this normal family as if they were not normal in some way.

You’re a master dumbass if you believe that.

That’s true, until you realize they all basically look like that guy.

This is good and I approve.

Pivot to post-literacy

Just as true today as then.

Deport my hole, daddy

lmao, you should seriously go back to being the guy who starts chain emails or whatever you normally do