Anyone who thinks this is anything other than the early stages of a massive effort to wipe out the global poor is fooling themselves.

Whoa, actually he doesn’t!

Hold it—we need to sit down and come to a group understanding of exactly how hard Kinja sucks before things go any further.

Truly, every moment here with Kinja is an eternal hell.

If I were you I would just tell people I vote for Nader in every election, no matter who’s on the ballot.

I mean, going on the lam and being almost universally despised kind of seems like a small price to pay for holding the worst possible political opinions.

It would be really cool if people realized this was just the way that rich people are so they quit believing anybody somehow deserves to be rich.

The lesson is: Never try.

This is a test. I doubt it will work.

That's a great spin on the BLT.

I framed Dennis Rader and I am the BTK

I mean, it's pretty cool how he showed that it's even possible to peak ten minutes into your first movie.

You know what they say: if everyone you meet is an asshole…maybe you're a standup comedian who is definitely not bringing any personal baggage to the table in your assessment of people.

Didn't Chappelle get paid that fee for all of his recent specials? If that's the case, Schumer is actually making significantly more than him for the same work.

Michael K. Williams: "I crushed it so hard; everyone is going to love me in that movie."

I would like to sign up to be in Netflix's army when it inevitably mobilizes against the moon.

Can't wait for the in-studio performance on InfoWars.

I'm not even going to make my pitch because it either bothers you or it doesn't. It grosses me out for all kinds of reasons, but it isn't like The Cosby Show is now ontologically different and where it was wholesome entertainment before it is now a monument to rape or something like that. It's ruined for me and lots…

Yeah, it actually sort of does.

Hmm, starting to seem like the most vocal male feminists might be trying to hide something…