"Computer, say the worst English language sentence."

Yes, but only if you're Scottish.

Almost everyone knows this. The appeal of TJ's having a place where you can get all that crap in one spot.

O'Neal has referred to him as "the human embodiment of cheese fries," so in some sense, yes, he is food.

We're calling it "Representative Democracy 2.0."

One of the underappreciated surprises of getting older is looking at your body in the mirror and thinking Now just what the fuck is happening with that?

Eh, something no one really wants to say is that no matter how fit, most men of a certain age start to look weirdly lumpy as their frames sag ever deeper under the accumulated strain of existence.

I've never seen them both in the same place at the same time; have you?

My dude up there looks like Alex Jones' estranged Canadian brother.

I think odds are decent it will find its way out on its own with a bit of luck and some patience. Honestly though, imagine believing the Pee Tape somehow sounds implausible at this point.

Shut up nerd, Middle Earth isn't a real place.

Just popping by to affirm once more that the Pee Tape is 100% real and one day we will all watch it and laugh.

Also, how is no one making a bigger deal of "Daddio" being a name that you can apparently find in the wild?

Kirk Hammett looking like someone's Aunt Cindy these days.

My friend, everyone here is a barking loon.

Jesus, my kids are going to tear me limb from limb as I tell them that it's not my fault they can't watch Moana and that it's our Masters in the media who have sold us out for the dream of vertical integration.

Well, yeah; they're dogs.

UK: Gordon Ramsay is self-assured and domineering, but with flashes of genuine likability and human warmth.

It's the Bernie/DNC divide in microcosm.

Because that's where the rank and file DNC staff and party members congregate, dude. It is DNC affiliated to its core.