The hell of it is that there are bands that look five times as ridiculous who actually make good music.

This band sucks and their music should be thrown into a fiery pit of kerosine and old tires.

Only Doctor Mario knew the cure, and he wasn't saying.

Fall down a hole, get attacked by a turtle and fall through the ground, killed by ghosts, killed by a falling barrel, killed by an alien invasion—there was no shortage of ways to go in the old days of video games.

Health care outcomes on par with Cuba, which has a GDP around .4% that of the US! That's very good for Cuba. Not so good for us.

We did that very thing, actually. They got a big pizza and I got a little one. I ate it and it inspired resounding indifference.

There is much less difference in practice than in theory, as almost anyone who has ever experienced "acknowledging medical reality" in the real world can attest to.

My wife and kids have a dairy allergy, so I essentially never eat pizza. I had it the other day for the first time in months and I basically didn't care. I would have chosen all sort of things over that pizza under different circumstances. Did that stop me from eating six of the eight slices? No.

After having done without pizza for quite a while, I'm going to stake out the most contentious possible position: pizza is just okay.

I'm sure you could find some people to make unsolicited comments about your physique if you'd like. We could probably even find people who can convince themselves it's for your own good.

What I'm saying is that there is nothing inherently healthy about having low body fat. Skinny people can struggle to make it up four flights of stairs or have horrible lab results just as easily as overweight people can run 5Ks and have perfect labs. Not saying it's good to carry around a bunch of extra weight, just…

Neither is being skinny.

Life expectancy is declining in the US, but that's probably got as much to do with despair-related suicide and drug overdose than anything else.

Wrong, everyone who is skinny because they chainsmoke is healthier than someone who can easily run a 10 minute mile but maybe has 25 pounds to lose. This is science.

Yes, no, no.

What's weirder is that you don't use an ad blocker.

One video? Coincidence. Two videos? Definitive proof.

Maybe it would work for a story about narcolepsy.

Mixed liberally with childhood fame, yes.

I am Danny Bonaduce's implacable rage