6) more oil from the fryer

By far the most surreal detail: at the very end when someone shouts "GET THAT NAZI BASTARD OUT OF HERE!" like their real problem with him wasn't that he was annoying.

Then it sounds like it would have actually happened, my beautiful boy, since Bernie would have won.

I mean, we don't know how he really turned out. He could have a murder dungeon or be a Republican. But I repeat myself.

♥🚉 🚉♥

No. We can acknowledge that Comey's tenure is full of stuff like this (https://www.nytimes.com/201… ) and still hope he somehow plays a role in Trump's eventual deposition.

Child celebrity is definitely a good thing and should always be encouraged.

I'm sympathetic to restorative justice. I've studied it in some detail and even written on it some. Not everyone buys into it, but "LET THE CRIMINAL GRIND THE VICTIM INTO DUST" is not one of its tenets.

To be fair, there have only been a handful of FBI Directors and one of them was Hoover. Not the most honorable bunch.

His lawyers should absolutely not let him testify under oath. I mean, that's if they want to do their job. If they want to give the rest of us a break, yeah, let him take the stand.

Lady, you're not being charitable to me. Fuck you.

God love him. Or not, it's really up to God.

That's one especially uncharitable way to read it.

Ah, okay. I wasn't sure where things were procedurally, but she's probably not going to have much of a role to play if that's the case.

Alright, this is starting to run afoul of my hibernating papism.

He was a real turd, but fuck if his pamphlets didn't have the best titles. "Against the Murderous, Thieving Horde of Peasants" is just beyond belief.

[The ghost of Martin Luther rages from beyond]

You gotta lose that wife.

You get me.

I have never changed my oil and I resent the implication.