Knock knock
Who's there?
Mustard gas

Now how will I tell people that I was being horrible to them because they made me horny?

Fat effervescent fucking is easily the best kind.

"I meant to do that and you would know it if you weren't lame" is honestly what preteens do to covfefe cover up for their moronic mistakes.

Hey, if she's weird enough, maybe that means a disgraceful slob like me has a shot with her!

I just can't get over how the kid leaves a dotted line wherever he goes, defacing and vandalizing his surroundings.

What does that have to do with the governor of Colorado?

Oh. Well I'm a metal pedant and I feel like I need to call my therapist after reading this gibberish.

I'm saying Jerry Garcia is the governor of California. Everyone knows that.

I suspect this post was deliberately written to troll metal pedants.

Wrong, it's James Brown.

That's great. Hey, by any chance, can you tell me off the top of your head who the governor of the state of California is? I mean, you probably know because it's one of the ten biggest economies in the world, but you never can tell what kind of an education someone is getting across the Atlantic.

Clayton, my man, Sweden is famous for death metal (but so is Florida). Norway is famous for black metal. Anyone who thinks "Norwegian death metal" doesn't actually have any idea what they're talking about.

Oh. So what do kings and queens actually do? Why are there kings and queens?

Please explain the concept of monarchy to me. What exactly does a king do?

Who elected King Phillipe?

Honestly, I've been waiting for someone to own me for knowing about Loot Crate.

I didn't say "good enough," I said "show me your dick."

This is seriously like if the stupidest liberals and stupidest conservatives got together to plan a controversy that would provide an opportunity to reinforce the caricatures they believe about each other.

Bud, howsabout let's quit beating around the bush and you show me your dick.