@LiberalSteve replying to Trump: "Ho ho! Looks like Emperor Cheeto is back at it again! Maybe we should call talking out of your rear end 'taking a TRUMP!'"

Not that it will make a difference since I'm pretty sure you're well-provisioned with reasons why you've literally never been wrong, but here: http://www.realclearpolitic…

Maybe someone should tell King Phillipe that tens of millions more people know what Burger King is than know that Belgium has a king.

So, Loot Crate for granddad?

I have an insatiable appetite for Content.

I'm really glad that deregulation has given regular people the freedom to achieve a significantly worse quality of life by working twice as many hours in a given week as 40 years ago.

Hate to break it to everyone, but every single business that is premised on getting its labor force from "the gig economy" is just exploiting the shit out of its employees—whoops, I mean "contractors."

And I enjoyed your response.

Drinking becomes a necessity when you realize there is no paying down your student loan debt.

John Wick 3: Punched in the Wick

I'm not here to judge. I just assumed huysmans up there got horny reading the loving descriptions of hands being crushed and jerked and so on.

These articles about Trump's hands really are giving off increasingly erotic vibes.

The preferred diet of the brave few who know that the only way to live a long life is to slow your metabolism to a crawl and never eat vegetables.

Man, someone who doesn't want to be randomly hugged by his coworkers? Sounds like a headcase!

You want the drugs you gotta sit through Gov't Mule.

Start going to jam band shows.

He didn't need the extra height on account of his unnaturally small and underdeveloped brain.

He was tweeting repeatedly about how he couldn't find a gym yesterday, which is especially funny because of how he is both extremely vain and also aware of the fact that he is a pudgy little turd.

It'll snowball. It's just three now, but soon you're going to see a cascade of advertisers leave. Catheter suppliers. Jazzy retailers. Reverse mortgage companies. Medicalert. It's the beginning of the end, folks.

I'm going to hazard a guess and say because he's both stupid and dishonest.