Love to have facial hair that looks like a tribal tattoo.

John Favreau looks like Mickey Rourke's plastic surgeon went to town on him

Tyrion's gonna ride a fuckin dragon.

A good solar flare is what we need to show everyone what this "internet of things" is worth when push comes to shove.

I think somewhere around the ninth time an IP is rebooted, all the dialogue is white noise and everyone onscreen has black voids for eyes.

You lost me.

Could you dumb it down a skosh?

Man, I remember when Little Caesar's made you order ahead. Now you can just go get one and I'm almost dead from remembering things like that.

Basically none of this makes any sense.

Be more impressive if it was eight 2-topping pizzas.

No matter how good it is right now, it is guaranteed to age like milk.

I would, but…I'm busy, y'know?

All this incontrovertably proves that Melania is being held against our will and desperately needs someone to rescue her from the golden prison she happily inhabits.

Sounds like a protracted justification for doing as little as possible.

Just like in the lost stanza of Yeats' "The Second Coming."

The way I see it, either it will embrace the inherent absurdity of its setting and do something weird enough to transcend it, or it will get bogged down in stupid "fat Americans"-style satire and suck ass.

He can't help it; that's the only kind of haircut you can get when your head is proportioned like a toddler's.

Your uncle sounds like a character out of a short story written by a well-meaning liberal who just wants to believe the best about people.

But there are going to be grizzly bears and shit, so it's all good.

This has me weirdly excited.