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It's like Etsy, but weird.

Yeah, kinda seems like the sort of thing you might want to get a ways out in front of.

Huma Abedin just filed for divorce today.

You're in luck! They're touring right now, and if you live close to one of their stops you can see them with no threat of exposure to Lena Dunham.

"Health concerns" = total lack of public interest

One that lasts for longer than six weeks or brings up bloody sputum.

I was kind of imagining what was going through their heads, not agreeing with whatever it was those shitty people think or do.

Sounds more like they were probably having a chuckle about triggering some snowflakes.

That dude is definitely wearing those earbuds and there is no way that image is photoshopped.

[Makes one comment in there, immediately regrets it]

He gets too much shit for the Russia thing, considering he's said (repeatedly) that Russian involvement in the election should be fully investigated. The main reason people get on his back about that is because he doesn't think Trump is Putin's stooge.

It is pretty funny.

No, the problem is that my wife left me.

All joking aside, our nation is fucked.

Hey fella, no one is mocking a dead guy by saying he died hitting his head on a bathroom sink because his hernia girdle got stuck in his zipper in his mad dash to crank off after he saw a woman wearing sandals.

He needs places to store all that wine.

The only way to eat wings without nibbling on them for what seems like hours is to just cast aside your pretensions of being somehow dignified or civilized, stick the whole thing in your mouth, and deflesh it with your teeth as you withdraw the bone.

I will fight you on this just because of those intolerable Verizon commercials.

Clearly, Wright was momentarily confused and thought she was on Veep.

That $100k-plus per year wine habit doesn't fund itself.