How much grout must you have for cleaning it to be a weekly thing?

Yeah, at least four ogle cams and two murder cams is pretty standard these days.

Purgatory implies redemption, which doesn't quite satisfy. How about "rot in purulence"?

ROGER AILES EXPIRE BITCH

Such a shame that he blew a vein on the toilet after eating three pounds of foie gras.

Thank you for thinking this through. I regret my flippancy.

It's true, but all that horseshit about why analog is special remains weirdly persuasive.

I do, because the internet has broken my brain and my attention span is terminal.

No question digital formats are better for the listener, but I swear to God albums recorded on 2-inch tape somehow make digital formats sound like virgin vinyl.

2-inch tape is the ideal recording format and I will brook no argument.

It also encourages listening to a whole side or whole album, which can be extremely rewarding after doing the usual skipping-around thing with digital formats.

After moving my record collection between states (again), I am sadly beginning to agree.

Yakov Smirnoff: performed/performing in Branson, MO
Branson, MO: once lampooned on The Simpsons as Bronson, MO, where everyone looks like Charles Bronson
Charles Bronson: star of the Death Wish franchise
Death Wish: Jeff Goldblum's first speaking part

Both Baby Hueys also remember.

Seems like it's one of those Beta/VHS things. Don't take it too hard; it's just the Invisible Hand.

Tom Kenny doing Sponge Bob.

That's true. I'm going to try to book him for my kid's birthday party.

And who could forget Huey Lewis?

Why the half measure? Jobs should have recognized that Nic Cage is the One True Oddball whose voice would always be surprising to hear coming out of your phone.

It's phenomenal that Fallon waited until everything seems to indicate that Trump's political future has totally curdled before saying anything. He's the motherfucker whose favorite sports teams are whichever ones recently took a bunch of championships.