Basically, they could do all the same stuff Trump says he wants to as long as they're nicer about it and don't say anything abnormally racist.

I wonder if we can get a group rate on ECT to fuck up our memories.

Or just the guy who did Carrot Top.

It's pioneering a new genre: the cramedy.

Your story reminds me of the time I had a chance to meet Mr. T at the mall.

This will be terrible, draw 16 million viewers a week, and run for eleven seasons.

Exactly. If Trump were to go on Hannity and say "I'm going to level with you: I like being the tallest person in the room and I hate that tall bastard," I might be tempted to take him at face value.

Agents lovingly referred to him as "Director Cloud Botherer."

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Clearly, Trump fired him because he felt insecure next to someone who towers over him.

Who wants to try throwing rocks through this old truck tire?!

Colostomy bags

I'd rather we just rip the shitty Constitution in half and do a new one with a parliamentary system. At least then no one party is likely to get anything done without building strategic alliances with other parties that have sometimes-overlapping, sometimes-adverse objectives. That way we don't have to disenfranchise…

Right, no one was giving Nixon a pass; it would have been political suicide to do so. Nixon had the choice of being quarantined by the rest of the government, reducing him to President in name only, or resigning before impeachment, which would likely have resulted in conviction.

"Democracy would be so much better if it were only for white men, as God intended."

I deleted it because I am genuinely paranoid about even being (wrongly) perceived as making a threat. Anyone on the Left is now something of an accelerationist by necessity, since "the worse" isn't a strategy for bringing around "the better" anymore; it's real life, so we either sit by while things get worse, or we…

That's the beauty of it.

Quick! Someone make this man President!

No.

Man, I'm sure glad we live in a time when cynical people with repugnant beliefs get the evenhanded treatment they deserve.