Fucking in the bushes.

Really, fuck Vox in general.

Now at Vox: wtf is Vox, explained.

Remember everyone: if you smuggle cocaine to pay off your student loans, somewhere down the line you'll get a pair of sitcoms that stay on the air for several seasons, one of which people will actually know existed.

Hmm, true. Like a latter-day Harry Dean Stanton in that regard.

I don't think we can be sure that they've even actually spoken to one another.

Professor Corpsepulper von Genocide to succeed outgoing Secretary of State Tillerson

BREAKING: Barron Trump named FBI Director

Gosh, really seems like it'll go 0 for 3 if it even gets made.

Vlad…how very ice to see you.

To be fair, Donald Trump is a gigantic buffoon and a plurality of people who voted for him will admit that his best feature is not being Hillary Clinton

Haven't you heard? Responsible behavior is out, midweek benders are in!

Tonight is a good night to get good and drunk.

I dunno. Some kind of crisis, I guess.

The thing is that even Republicans are starting to acknowledge how bad this looks and the Democrats are still going to manage to sit on their balls the moment they try to do something with it.

My friend: it is real.

I personally can't understand why you ever doubted the pee tape.

Nah, it's gonna be Joe Arpaio.

Trump probably thought he couldn't testify if he fired him.

Probably not a bad call, since now you don't have to sit through Wolf Blitzer's profound confusion about who he is and what he is doing while he reads the news.