If Hillary had run on the campaign slogan "I'm Rolling the Dice on Her," you might have something approaching a valid point.

But those votes literally didn't matter. If every single one of them had been for Clinton, she still would have lost.

Right, and the Electoral College has nothing to do with voters except (traditionally and almost without exception) following the voters in their states.

What is even the point of saying this?! It's the system we have and Trump won under it. I'd like to get rid of the Electoral College as much as the next person, but it does no one any good to deny that Clinton lost an easy one.

Wow, you've really got this thing figured out.

Maybe, but anyone who thinks libertarian voters would vote for a Democrat under just about any circumstance is bound to be disappointed.

Then the voters chose Trump.

I can't imagine what this could possibly have to do with anything. She lost. The party was wrong about her.

Yeah, not like nominating the second most unpopular presidential candidate in history to run against the most unpopular candidate in history had anything to do with depressed enthusiasm.

The data show Stein voters couldn't have swung the election even if every single one of them changed their vote to Clinton.

Yes, it's definitely your Jill Stein-voting friend's own fault this happened.

I, too, am disgusted by the human body.

It's always fun when he drops an n-word for some reason.

Is Shane MacGowan proof that alcohol is not as bad as or worse than once thought?

Imagine being so horrible at every aspect of your job that you allow yourself to get dunked on by human rights violators.

"[He] has a beautiful face, like a flower. Yeah—looks like a cauliflower!"

No, and it's certainly not as if the snowflakes (who are definitely triggered) had a point about how that miserable clan would just use the presidency to further enrich themselves.

My favorite recent thing with Trump is how he invited famed murderer Duterte to the White House while he and his daughter are building/licensing their name to a hotel in the Philippines.

Jesus, maybe we should let the fella have his mid-life crisis in peace.

Spoiler: He was an early hire at Microsoft, took stock options, and cashed out to retire at 45.