Believing his moment to win Benny's heart has finally come, Scotty puts on a diaper and drives nonstop for 1500 miles to be with Benny in his darkest hour.

God, this makes so much sense.

Contrary to popular belief, Mr. Peabody is not a dog, but a very small man with a rare genetic disorder.

It's the trolley experiment for our fraught times.

It's funny because dogs don't usually wear glasses.

Not after the looming stagflation, so spends it while you gots it.

If it were, you better believe I wouldn't be hanging around this dump.

Reverse-homophobia is a bigger problem than homophobia.

For me it's looking at Trump and thinking "There is no worse face to have to look at every day" pretty much all day, every day.

He'd probably try to shoot himself with a banana before his pants fell down around his ankles and he shuffled out of the press room.

Just keep it off the ol' teevee is all I ask.

Man, I really hope he's not summoning the will to do a Budd Dwyer one of these days.

One way (no one wants to fund it) or another (Milch rewrites the script on the fly during shooting), this is likely to be true.

She can do what she wants. I just wish she didn't command the entire world's media every time she says whatever she's going to say about her books.

Dude, not every opinion is on par with anti-vaxxer shit. Some opinions are harmless, i.e., "just opinions"; some are not harmless, i.e., "not just opinions." How is this difficult to accept?

I don't know who you're arguing with, but it isn't me.

When the opinion is "Harry Potter is lame," it's pretty harmless and it's definitely just an opinion. If your opinion involves race science or some shit, the "it's just an opinion" defense isn't quite as persuasive.

Skyrim is good.

Totally tangential, but that scene was intensely confusing to me as a youngster in Utah since I heard it "Ute," which is the tribe my state was named after.

Everyone knows black and white films are classier and therefore better art than these garish color pictures the youth are demanding these days.