Hear me out: maybe it's just an opinion and isn't any more performative than any other public statement.

It must be an interesting feeling thinking that because something is popular no one should express their dislike for it.

Man, would that ever be great.

This is basically a truism. I genuinely thought everyone just knew this.

If you're going to drop $5 million on memorializing the carbonized remains of your friend, at least mix them into a literal mountain of cocaine and die trying to finish it.

Wouldn't it be a relief if she just left HP alone instead of constantly, publicly commenting on and revising it?

I think by "somehow," you must mean "because he's a man in his 70s with several children around or under 10 years old."

That's between you and your conscience.

The Hallmark Channel Video feed of ICE detainees being abused.

Mitch McConnell is wondering if they still have Cecil Turtle cartoons.

Dancing about architecture is like singing about the feats of heroes, so this absolutely tracks.

Cheese definitely doesn't go on fish, but that sandwich is still weirdly delicious.

Mr. Gill, I loved your guitar playing on the first Gang of Four album. Also, Rodenbach Classic sounds delightful.

You could do a really breathy laugh and knock out two birds with one stone.

Hey, everyone.

Wasn't this called "The Brink" before HBO renewed it and then canceled it?

Munoz: "While it is upsetting to lose a pet, I try to take the global perspective and consider that whether a species is kept as a pet or as a source of food varies from culture to culture."

What a fucking dork.

Even as we speak, his voice is declining into garbage-disposal-full-of-marbles levels.

Never a bad choice. I've probably listened to Tago Mago as much as anything else in my life.