Depends on the context and whether we're being raided by the Breitbart swarm.

Lol, you're alright Kevan.

I say we make them bellhops.

Where's the problem with that?

This is absolutely one of the better gimmick accounts in some time.

Wise move.

That tiger can't change (into) his stripe(d shirt).

It's the only thing that counteracts that damnable Soros weed.

You wanna know what's beyond fucked up? Young Alex Jones was extremely hot, according to many of my lady acquaintances.

Hell yeah, can't wait to get painful diarrhea from something only very few people have eaten.

Trump would never allow it, so I think that risk is minimal in this case.

The guy who designed Clippy has to know he's at the root of all our problems, right?

Nationalize air travel.

Throw in getting devoured by her dozens of cats and we're getting somewhere.

The best part about it is that 2/3 of the time he'll fly into hysterics and then recant about 24 hours later.

One thing I will say in his favor is that he periodically invited leftists to guest-post for him while he retired to his fainting couch.

Man, you jerk off to some weird stuff.

Inscrutable and faintly threatening? This checks out.

Why did you type this comment in wingdings?

He still goes to bat for Charles Murray, so even if I didn't think he was a perpetually-panicked nincompoop, that would kind of poison the well for me.