Some would say that Alice Cooper is the No-Fun Alice Cooper. However, no one here has already said that.

Well, you could just do the sensible thing and stop reading Andrew Sullivan.

I mean, it was still profitable, and that's generally good enough for a sequel.

Hahahaha, "living."

I can't decide if a snake with the temperament of a dog would be better or worse than a regular snake.

He seems to be aging in reverse and I find that personally upsetting.

"Look at Paul F. Thompkins without a mustache! I didn't even realize the guy had an upper lip!"

"Hey, remember the night vision video of Baghdad getting bombed? I mean, the image quality was terrible! Next time we televise a war, let's make it HD, right folks?"

I can't wait for culture to finally become so recursive that it just completely disappears up its own ass and we get "I Love 'I Love the 80s''' or some shit.

He looks like someone ran Guy Fieri through the "Hot" setting on FaceApp.

Throw an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos in for good measure.

That cast list seems to indicate that Anderson is entering his "Altmanesque period."

MOTHER OF GOD

Because Leto leans into his derealization issues and isn't affected the same way.

I'm looking forward to Episode LXIX.

To be fair, winter in Las Vegas is glorious and it lasts five months.

Well, repeating inane bullshit in exchange for access to politicians and their high-level staffers probably played a pretty significant role.

The whole fucking city is an asphalt heatsink. It literally does not get below 100 at any time of day for weeks at a time during the middle of summer. In September, you might get high 80s-low 90s at night.

Don't be fooled by the date in September; you will die of exposure if you spend more than a couple hours outside in Las Vegas well into October.

All sarcasm aside, ants are extremely interesting. They are the most obvious example of emergence in the natural world and do incredible shit.