Lady Jared looks like a very nice third-grade teacher.

It's just an opportunity to be an asshole and say more asshole stuff.

It's only true in the same sense as saying if you eat food and drink water, you die. Everybody dies.

Bott Scaio

Friend, I regret to inform you that every single one of those people was John Waters.

Who knows? Maybe one day you'll pick up a hitchhiker against your better judgment and share a car with the man himself.

Not going 2 dout U

Can't get enough of those wacky space Canadians.

One can take several breaks over the course of a lifetime.

Sure, and I'm not saying they weren't affected; more observing the stark incongruity between their tone and that of the witness they're talking to.

That may be, but his affect is just absolutely intolerable.

I know that keeping composure on the air is basically the prime directive for broadcasters, but it is truly chilling to hear how dispassionate Lauer and Couric are on that tape.

Something tells me there's going to be a lot of competition.

Bob Costas can go fuck himself.

Given how obvious it is that even Piers Morgan hates Piers Morgan, this really checks out.

He's pretty marginal, but Greg Gutfeld is a serious contender.

Don't fall for it! Making jokes in the comments section is like Highlander! There can be only one!

So what if Tucker Carlson sells his loyalty to the highest bidder? You got a problem with capitalism, comrade?

Honestly, the thread someone went off on where they said Jason Chaffetz did Benghazi is beyond parody.

It's beyond cliche by now, but basically every fourth of fifth page in Blood Meridian has one of those sorts of moments. A pool of congealed blood on the floor of a church in which the entire population of a village was slaughtered being described as "a sort of pudding crossed everywhere with the tracks of wolves or…