That book is an absolute nightmare.
Choo-Choo
choo-choo
Pretty sure people would respect it more if he just said "I smoke weed to monitor its strength and, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, shit is fire."
What do you think I'm going to say? That your grandfather—and my grandfathers—were suckers for fighting in WWII? They're not, precisely because the idea of freedom is not synonymous with the presidency.
That's the point. The White House has been occupied primarily by dickheads so that respecting it seems pretty much beside the point.
You've set up too way many repulsive Donald-Ivanka jokes here, so I'm just going to show myself out before I type something I regret.
It's hard for me to get too exercised about that when American history culminated in Trump.
That office is held by Donald Trump. There is nothing respectable about it.
Would a suit and tie somehow make Kid Rock and Ted Nugent into completely different people?
Nice try buddy, I already have a guy who does the same thing for half the price.
I mean, it makes sense on some level. If it's expensive, it creates the illusion that it somehow justifies the expense or else why would anyone expect you to pay so much for it?
Hey, on the bright side we can all stop pretending like "respecting the Office" makes a fucking bit of sense.
Every so often, just when I think I've become accustomed to what is supposed to pass for reality in any given moment, something else happens and I feel like I'd rather be in a K-hole than experiencing whatever the fuck this is.
Don't worry about the Nuge; colorectal cancer from subsisting entirely on charred and smoked meats will take him before long.
I'll see you in court.
Too masculine. Looking for something in the decal neighborhood.
Man Town? I thought they closed that place down years ago.
I wish someone would make pens "For Him" that have guns and sports shit on them.
Even assuming it were deliberate, it doesn't matter because the deeply misguided people who take Trump at face value believe him irrespective of whether he can show he even has a point.
This is definitely a trap on a number of levels.