Love how Trump can say something like this and it just becomes true by repetition among his supporters, no explanation necessary.

Good riddance to this skin tag on America's body politic.

Christ, why the "z" at the end on top of everything else?

I genuinely cannot tell when the fuck whatever show is in the header is supposed to take place.

"Consarn it"? Poppyfock.

I object because I generally type "good porn" into google, but I am extremely prone to typos.

New Pornographers? More like New Victorians! Folks…

As someone who has literally never used the "_____ porn" construct because of how intensely moronic it is, I fully agree. But this guy makes Bob Ross look like GG Allin.

Imagine having sensibilities so delicate that you can't even bring yourself to type out "food porn."

RIP, guy.

If he gets fired, I hope everyone is ready for his eventual "redemption" where he goes on 60 Minutes to "confess" that he was in the throes of addiction or some shit and talks about how his politics have softened because he no longer thinks the poor should be converted into fuel for his dirigible, whereupon he will be…

You expect us to believe that someone that mad has ever knowingly had an orgasm?

To be fair, most people couldn't read or write until a few hundred years ago so millennia of whining have been lost to the ages.

When did water become wet?

His actual children are sovereign citizens and do not acknowledge the supposed authority of their so-called "parents."

Everyone knows family court is a CIA psy op.

Much easier to make the case that The Internet should get involved and smother this project in its crib.

So white he thinks Greek yogurt is "too ethnic."

He's just a piece of shit who's over 6 foot and who has a mostly symmetrical face. Throw in knowing someone in the business and you've got yourself a career in TV news.

You're right, Americans have lost the ability to grasp that kind of subtlety.