Okay smart guy, how do you time the boot in the ass part?

If anyone disagrees that Brian Williams should sit in a literal pillory for a couple days, I will wedgie them so hard it fucks up my back.

DOES…NOT…COMPUTE.

The feedback loop between Trump and cable news is likely to do an incredible amount of damage before this is over.

The most disappointing thing about this is that they didn't just go for the gold and make it Kid Rock.

It's because he's an ostensible liberal who practically pulled a muscle in his rush to declare Trump "presidential" for dropping bombs on Syria.

What else am I supposed to do? Come to grips with my mortality?

Counterpoint: it is a very good show.

Dan Harmon is coming perilously close to throwing stones in glass houses there.

Steve Bannon looks like someone his own age but from a time when people typically died at 35.

Oh, christ, another Good Democrat.

How is screeching about nukes in a goddamn comments section going to prevent nuclear war again? Trump is not getting impeached over Russia or anything else the forseeable future because the GOP controls congress and he will rubberstamp things they like. I'm done having this conversation because it is mostly you…

You realize none of that can actually stop Trump from launching a nuke, right? Like, he could do it right now and literally no one could stop him.

You're clearly extremely anxious about this and I feel for you, but saying "YOU HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!1!!" is both true and totally meaningless. Most experts aren't seriously worried about the chances of nuclear war, but they have no way of knowing either so feel free to keep filling your…

Oh my god, fine, you're right. You've convinced me we're all going to die in a nuclear war.

But it's funnier to imagine it's bedroom eyes because Jared is stupid even for a Harvard legacy.

It is only slightly more a possibility than it was six months ago, my friend. Try to remember that in any event, it is extremely unlikely.

Yeah, and they have kids and/or grandkids that they would rather not die in nuclear war no matter who put them there.

Honestly, I shouldn't have been so brusque off the bat. My bad. Things are scary, and all the talk about nuclear war is especially scary.

Trump doesn't do anything without someone telling him what to do first, and the people who are telling him what to do probably don't want a nuclear exchange.