What does Ron Swanson have to do with Godzilla, you ask? You better believe it's time for some game theory. 1/233

lol, definitely not. This new system is just beyond fucked and I am beyond where it even makes sense to care.

Ron Swanson is a fictional character and cannot support anything.

They'll continue, but they will never be "a political force."

Then cut to the damn chase and donate your money. It's not a political act.

That dog is clearly playing.

Yeah, uh, going to a movie isn't actually a political act.

Pity the poor wearer's unnaturally hot, humid knees.

This comments section is going to be great once people start showing up to blame her for Trump getting elected.

Please, the preferred nomenclature is "Governator."

The First Family is purity personified and must be defended at any cost!

FUUUUUUUUUCK

I hate Sean Spicer and I hope his extremely public nervous breakdown and infantile regression happens sooner than later.

It's good that someone came to their senses and prevented Jim Belushi from being on TV again.

Yeah, but the thing is that early Metallica is good and irony is unnecessary since you can appreciate it on its merits.

I dunno. Because we use rude words around their nice articles.

Yeah, this is horseshit. I'm starting to wonder if this isn't part of the plan. Like, they know the comments are a huge draw, but the AVC's corporate taskmasters want to get rid of them without causing an outrage. So they're just passive-aggressively redesigning things to make commenting as unappealing as possible…

lol at the dumbasses who actually watched the ice melting

Just one in an unbroken chain starting about 4 years ago.

It takes all kinds.