Well, I think it's going to be okay since Trump just says shit and doesn't mean basically any of it.

I know, first thing I did was look.

Steve, my man, where did you come from?

She should have just popped an inflated paper sack.

Unless it was scaring the shit out of a bunch of chickens she missed the mark

Where everyone is reasonable and victory for the forces of decency is just a bon mot away.

How does one get to the point where they actually have no common sense?

Let this godawful show go, please. It is an eternal wellspring of political delusion.

Yes.

Motherfucker probably set it up with an old CD.

[watches video footage of a discarded grocery bag in the wind as the sodium pentothol breaks the blood-brain barrier]

I hope there are no sincere potato chip ice cream enthusiasts out there because I barely have any reason to get out of bed anymore as it is.

We should all be so lucky.

Gift of Profanation

That can be accomplished with less risk of backlash by arresting the same number of people and giving them longer sentences.

lol murder me

Anyone who buys this book should be forced to sit and watch Trump campaign speeches, Alex DeLarge style.

If they do, it will be dispensaries.

The feds aren't coming after users in recreational states because no enforcement budget would be big enough to accomplish even 10% of what that would take.

I prefer my spin because it's fittingly fast and loose and it's better for trolling ethnonationalists.