Loved it when he praised the Nazis for fighting Russia.

It sounds like you have some stuff to figure out, my dude.

So who here said that?

Who said that again?

Yes, if it is not literally the Holocaust there is nothing to complain about.

So we're allowed to say that now and not have dozens of college sophomores shout us down?

I always say that you can generally tell if someone's had work done when their hands look substantially more haggard than their face.

They also have closet alcoholism in common.

"New Mexico: How can I profit from crimes against humanity?"

Did the drugs say that before or after you took them? Because if it was after, they didn't really mean it.

Looks like #TheResistance wins another round.

I maintain that Carson is well-meaning, clueless, and easily-deceived in equal proportion.

The best part is that it's a transparent play to come out the other side of Trump's presidency without being completely reviled.

Donald Jr. sneers like he should be tying a woman to some train tracks and Eric looks like he tortures baby animals just to feel something.

Freud would say that's business as usual.

Ivanka looks like a mom relieved to see that her hellion child isn't hitting the other kid he just met.

Does the headline seriously suggest that Kanye West being anti-Trump ever would have made a meaningful difference?

Plus a scarily intense but otherwise affectless drummer, which is a good thing.

"Andrew Puzder" sounds like the name of an evil real estate developer in an 80s movie.

Not sure if you've noticed, but this guy doesn't put much stock in consistency.