This is basically Devo, which is a good thing.

"beautiful music"

When will these poors learn that knowing stuff is for paying customers only?!

[Face slack, saliva dripping from edges of mouth]

That's a subtler point than is being made here.

This assumes any kind of organization on Trump's part.

This is Talkin' Sputum and we're talkin' sputum. Dirtbike, what's your least favorite kind of sputum?

Great thinking there. I disagree with you, so I must be a Trump supporter and also the earth is spinning off its axis.

It really goes to show that Republican voters place their ostensible principles somewhere below their need for a strongman to quell their constant terror at the world around them.

Yeah, it's way better when you kill political dissidents in other countries, right?

Yeah, you need to acquaint yourself more with "the left" if you can't find anyone who's upset about drone warfare.

He looks like the talking sputum from the Mucinex commercials.

Hey, I have a great idea: let's trust the people who unironically call hobnobbing with kleptocrats and war criminals "Nerd Prom" with our nation's future.

truth

Maybe it's all three with this dork.

My dude looks like he was born an impotent middle-aged man.

One day, when looking back and talking about these things, we'll always add "…which was the style at the time."

No, the new thing is that people either love things rapturously or they become self-destructively incensed by them.

Coherence is out of style, haven't you heard?

Honestly, who could possibly give a fuck about that at this point?