They lost their shit about Obama being Mao's rightful heir when he was, by every objective measure, a pretty unremarkable centrist.

The same.

What a fucking moron.

Looks more like he'd be the one to know his way around the inside of a locker.

This is only a little more interesting than Trump's acid casualty doctor saying that Trump takes Propecia for his awful hair (with obviously middling results).

He also admitted to shedding tears when he heard Scalia died, so I say fuck this guy pretty much no matter what.

Christ, that sounds like hell. I hope he comes out of surgery in better shape than going in.

Sean Spicer is basically a chatbot that uses phrases and concepts culled from Trump's public statements.

The riots were a response to his presence, but I don't think he planted agents provocateurs or anything like that.

Maybe people aren't all good or all bad, but somewhere in between?

Man, what a drag. His playing on Red is a huge reason that album is so amazing. RIP.

That's the one sense of "weiner" that doesn't apply to him.

Interestingly, Paul Ryan is a big government guy who just thinks corporations should be the government.

We're calling it "knife-fight" now?

This is actually kind of a novel approach. You can say you're making an original movie rather than a reboot or a sequel, but no original thought is required.

Man, I remember when Tom Hanks decided he was done permitting himself to be shot at point blank range while wearing a ballistic vest and having his scrotum tased and really go for those prestige roles.

Gandhi thought it was better to die rather than defend yourself, so you're not actually like Gandhi at all.

Good to keep in mind that other forms of authoritarianism are perfectly compatible with capitalism.

I'm done here. Many people have been trying to show you why your reasoning is wrong and that there is no hope of containing fascists whose very ideology rejects the premise of external control. You're impervious to historical fact and reasoned argument because you fetishize obedience to the law at all costs.

Also, it's hilarious that the subtext of their complaints is that the fascist imagery was somehow accurate.