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Correction: He yelled at Republicans for having bad timing when they tried to get rid of that ethics panel.

Maybe we can invent a chip that imparts knowledge of books after being eaten?

Those process-obsessed dumbfucks. The only principle Democrats can afford right now is "Win however you can."

Or maybe the old phrase I just made up is true and shrimp dickery loves Old Hickory.

Block everyone. Brute force is basically the only viable parliamentary tactic anymore.

Wow, Democrats kowtowing to billionaires—now I've seen it all.

Really opened my mind to how bad signs are, though.

Now that you mention it, "I Wanna Rock" probably gets the top slot.

Given that the original is perhaps the greatest protest song ever written, this was probably totally unnecessary.

Enjoying a beautiful moon before being engulfed in cosmic napalm sounds pretty nice right about now.

Their last album makes late-period Slayer look even more horrible than it already is.

Slayer's livers get no rest on the seventh day, if you know what I mean.

Absolutely, especially if you append "…and wants us to feel bad about ourselves."

Tom Araya is a churchgoing Catholic.

I fucking love Slayer. Love them. This is too much for me. I hope the rest of their livers detonate within the next few weeks.

Whoops!

Depends on your line of work, I guess.

So disapproval now requires firing someone? Not sure I follow you there.

As far as I know SNL didn't mock Barron Trump either; one of its writers did on her personal Twitter account. Besides, this is framed to make it seem like everyone agrees making fun of a sitting president's kids is off limits, which is flat false.