That last clause is making it real hard for me to tell if you're doing irony.

We've finally arrived in The Future, where dicking around on the internet actually is activism.

Close. One of them is an entertainment reporter for NBC, if memory serves.

Just wait until he's legally an adult but still in the throes of adolescent insecurity. That way everyone can feel fine about it and the cutting remarks are more likely to land. Really, it's the best way.

Hey, those kids had the misfortune of being born into Democrat families. Totally different story.

I dunno. I'd probably watch it and I didn't even like the original much, if that says anything.

He was great it in it! He plays the cop who kills the terrorists that kidnapped the kid.*

Terrifying.

Isn't a whitey whacker someone who plays this "knockout game" I've been hearing so much about?

Michael Ian Black is fucking intolerable.

Yeah, I was surprised to find that there is truly a surprising amount of grisly violence in classic fairy tales

I speak from experience, go with smaller businesses; getting board approval for intercourse with a major brand is a serious headache.

Because it's impossible to have sex with a business. And Lord knows I've tried.

I frankly have no strong opinion about Peter Thiel being outed, but his sexuality was well-known around Silicon Valley from what I understand.

I can sympathize, but I would disagree that it's only a matter of time before Trump drops a nuke. Might be wishful thinking on my part, but it's where I'm at for the time being.

[Nods approvingly and clicks upvote, feeling good about ability to recognize such nuanced thinking]

I think at least one person appearing in the video must have or else its very existence is beyond weird.

Following a stupid twitter account is basically the opposite of "getting involved."

I might be alone in thinking this, but I would be more worried about a President Pence than Trump. Trump is strongarming the GOP right now on a couple of sacred cows (free trade, especially), which is both surreal and will ultimately weaken the party due inevitable internal strife. That's all to the good, as far as…

You eggheads have an answer for everything, don't you?