Wasn’t there one with a guy going on a date with a guy who was a real estate agent and was far out in the suburbs and maybe had murder equipment in the basement?

Or the guy who was in a hotel room with John Wayne Gacy. OMG. That one fucked me up.

NOOOOOO. And that sounds just like him! My father was a doctor in Houston and told me a story about a nurse he worked with whose car broke down on the side of an isolated road in the 70s. A really deranged, terrifying-looking dude with a weird eye approached her car and tried to break into it. She somehow got the car…

Omg I was thinking of the murder date story with the gay guy who went on a date with a guy who had chains in his basement and then escaped and hid while waiting for an Uber. OF COURSE there are multiple murder date stories.

This is not a ghost story, but a horrible human encounter. This happened about 4.5 years ago:

YOOOOOOOOOOOO that murder date guy was another chilling one. FUCK ALL OF THAT TO HELL

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

A South Jersey 6

A Nebraska 6

Donna Karen is just mad because guess who won’t buy her clothes? Young, fashionable women that like to show off their bodies. The only people who buy her stuff nowadays are dowdy rich old women who hate everything, including color.

Oh yeah they had the power to fix everything but couldn’t bother to give their saviour the cure for shitty eyesight.

I adore Jimmy Kimmel. It’s so weird to think that he used to be the host of “The Man Show,” and when I think about what a cesspit of misogyny that show was vs. who he is now, I have hope for other people to change.

Not sure if it counts as a lie because I don’t believe she ever actually said she wrote it, but when my mom was tired of me presenting arguments in favor of whatever I happened to want at that moment in time, she would sing “You Can’t Always Get What You Want”. For years I thought it was just a song she made up and…

OMG I remember that. UGH, so awful.

He sure does post still! All the time! But fortunately, no more mention of his twelve year old daugher who wants to fuck him. Thank you jinni! Also weird: he claims to only have had sex twice, both times drunken hook ups, and that the daughter is the result of one of those hook ups. Sure it could happen, but idk,…

It’s Joker and Thief.

My grandad had his thumb amputated when he was a child, and he told all his grandchildren that he had sucked his thumb and eventually it had dissolved.

“...I honestly think he’s a great supporting actor.”