The Ivana quote has got to be a dig at Melania. Now serving her sentence standing silently next to Trump in hurricane disaster zones and hospitals full of mass shooting victims.

Do you cook it at home, put it on a truck that drives cross country for several days then store it in a freezer for days before boiling it?

She told them months later.. After he broke up with her. She gets no kudos. Should’ve reported his ass immediately.

I saw The Shins over the summer and they closed the show with American Girl and it was one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. I saw Tom Petty the summer after I graduated high school and he blew me away, I meant to catch him on the 40th anniversary tour this summer but couldn’t make it. I’ll regret that forever…

Driving along, that song comes on, crank it up, belt it out. Middle age retreats and indestructible youth revives for 3:36 minutes.

Mind your own business.

Wooooooooof. A fucking Klan member?! Dear god, it sounds like she is really not a safe person to be around on all levels. Your husband needs a come to jesus moment in the worst way. “small town, uneducated people” who believe in or are actively complicent in white nationalism are like the fucking rockbed of racism in…

The whole thing smells. The MIL lives with them because the husband wants to “take care” of her in her old age (since the letter doesn’t mention any disabilities, I’m going to assume that MI is in good health and could live alone, with friends/family, in a retirement community, etc. safely) but he is never around and…

I mean...I was 14 and had a terrible unibrow and people were laughing at me behind my back about it. I was (and remain) super grateful to a couple classmates who pulled me aside and were like, “dude, you can totally pluck or wax your eyebrows, and it will look a lot better.” Who knows how long it would have taken me…

White people need to stop acting like calling them racist is the same as calling a POC a racial slur.

Her? Maybe Jane should have said “I’ll tell you about mine, you tell me about yours”

Really? You think he has his face sat on, like, ever? Cuz that guy does not look like he enjoys having his face sat on.

I doubt they do much of that, my dear boy!

Yeah my hair is auburn and I’ve already started finding a lot of gray hairs at 27 :-(

Not knocking your grandma or anything, but money.

Have you, Jezebel staff writers, ever seen a baby in the NICU, recovering from drug-dependency? I had two children in the NICU, not drug-dependent, but in intensive care for infection and prematurity. When I saw babies in the NICU, it was the most heartbreaking things in the world. Thinking about those times in my…

Sorry, were we supposed to be sympathetic to the mother who beat her two-year-old with a belt and never acknowledged or took responsibility for the harm she did to her child?

No, the mom said her house was neat. She was accused of neglect for needlessly taking her kids from their clean house to the grandmother’s pigsty. Why in the world should the state send a housekeeper to your babysitter’s house to clean it just so you can go party all weekend? And, how long would this partying all…

“By my second time in court, I also learned that the judge I had had a reputation for being tough. She expected parents to be accountable for their actions and address the issues that had brought them to her court.”

No judge would EVER say I advise you to plead guilty. Never. A lawyer would be MANDATED to report that judge and if s/he did not could face penalties. I worked for many years as a a lawyer in the system. That is simply not credible.