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I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that the school district hired him to coach in the first place, let alone put him in charge of a girls team. What genius thought that was a good idea?

I’ve never really gotten over the fact that something I love so much could hurt me so bad.

The thing-I-wasn’t-supposed-to-eat in this story wasn’t that bad in the grand scheme of things, but the circumstances were awkward...

Speaking as a pasty Irish woman, when I was around 2, I found a bottle of what I guess I thought was water in the house (in Ireland). So I drank it. As you do when you are a toddler. Then ran a ridiculous fever and ended up in hospital. What was in the bottle? The water they washed my great grandmother’s dead body in

Ants, live, a whole left over sodas' worth. I was about 13. So much shrieking and vomiting ensued. 100s of ants... And it was more the sensensation of the live ants desperately trying to climb out of my through and mouth that kept my gag reflex active for hours days weeks...

Or women of all colors with PCOS...I personally am totally Western European with a full forest of neck hairs that I used to pluck, but now I shave daily because it’s so copious and I can’t afford waxing. I also recently asked my mother, another furry white woman, why she was rocking a skirted swimsuit when I normally

oh, fuck off with your equivalence bullshit. 

Take your damn star. 

Disembodied sunglasses

I spent one Thanksgiving week as a teenager making out with the best friend of one of my cousins, who was staying with them because her parents were going through a nasty divorce. This branch of my family is really religious and conservative, and during dinner, my aunt launches into a rant about how important it is

Yeah, one of the things about visiting Venice is that they publicize the fact that the name of one area is the ghetto, and even claim its the “original” ghetto. So no, the black culture does not own ghetto in any way, shape, or form.

I thought “sketchy” was pretty much exclusively reserved to describe white guys who don’t have the social skills to officially qualify as Nice Guys, but still know they deserve a hot girlfriend?

The word Ghetto pre-dates the holocaust as well ( it’s Italian ). Ghettos were the districts where the Jews in European cities lived.

Unfortunately if we’re talking about the Holocaust, we still have to talk about the Warsaw Ghetto.

Any actual data, or just a blurb saying something is possible, from a Polish language radio station in Chicago? Any quantifiable data from credible sources about volumes? I know many people from Europe too, and I visit relatively often - I personally don’t know anyone there itching to come to Murka, and they would

Link or it didn’t happen.

Why would someone leave a hot curling iron unattended with an 11 month old child in the house? I am extremely careful about things like this because I worry about my cat getting hurt. I can’t even imagine doing this with a little kid running around. There are guidelines for child proofing your home. I can understand

This is a bad series.

Sorry, don’t feel bad for a parent who hits their child with a belt buckle. Being hit with a belt buckle when you were a child isn’t a good excuse, in fact, it’s why you should know better.

Sorry no sympathy - she knew her 11 month old had burned herself to the point she had blisters and did nothing to get medical help, that’s severe neglect. Those blisters could have scarred or become septic and she was too busy covering her own arse to get medical attention. Accidents happen but leaving hot