Wow, you are one fucking ignorant obtuse cunt.

I know it’s weird that someone who holds your beliefs might not be quite up on the details of the law, but you are absolutely federally protected from firing for protesting illegal discrimination at work (fitting cleanly under your definition of “literally anything”) and many states have laws in place protecting…

His job is to play football, not fall in line for a dumb song that has shit to do with football.

Get lost then bitch

As they say on Jez, no one cares about your boner.

So you’re like Jimmy Kimmel: a silly person confronted with the uncomfortable reality that you can’t be silly right now. Except you’re not stepping up like he is, you’re crying like a baby about how you miss the silly times. Grow the fuck up.

The buffoon in the White House is talking about sports. He’s mixing the two things deliberately and inflammatorily. Deadspin didn’t do that. Dumb Donny did that. He didn’t use tortured sports analogies like most politicians do horribly, this jackass is actually using public office to advance the sophisticated…

Sometimes the simplest comments are the best ones.

Have you always believed in forced acts of patriotism or is it a new thing?

Your citation is three years old.

“I just want to read about sports, not bullshit world affairs and political nonsense.”

Calculated choice of words in Alabama from the President.

Trump is a dipshit.

I initially read this as “the most disgusting Florida in history” and was like, “it’s always the same Florida, just at different times.”

This is the first time in my life I’ve ever felt tempted to say “not all white people.”

Most of the older women I know who are single are really fucking happy about it. They’ve been married, they’ve had sex, they’ve had kids, they’ve gotten what they want out of men, and they are fucking done with the lot of them. So if she dumps him and then gets with guys who are more compatible in bed, and then…

He’s not into foreplay either. Not wanting to be dominant is perfectly acceptable but not being into foreplay has turned out to be a huge warning sign that something serious was amiss, such as cheating or not having the same sexual orientation, in so many relationships that no one should put up with it. They’ve…

Reese, because at least you’d live.

Nicole is from Australia, land of convicts.

I have also experienced abuse and always have such a difficult time reading things like this. The second story definitely hurt me to read. The pain I feel is multiplied since I have a two-year-old of my own. I mean, I get that two-year-olds are frustrating as hell. But hitting them with a belt...just imagining that…