Yea, I am also confused. What the hell is the cause of action? I assumed that is why Subway was trying to get it tossed but I guess if there is a straight-forward jurisdictional issue...

THEY USED HER TO MAKE THE BAD STUFF GO AWAY.

Responding to myself because I will not ungrey assholes.

This woman and her children are also Jared’s victims. He lied to her prior to and during their marriage, and while he may not have touched his own children (I don’t know and don’t want to try and find out), they know (or will when they’re older) what their father has done. These kids will always cringe internally when…

A two year long every weekend booty call is not a no commitment situation. It’s time for ya’ll to have a talk .

The part where you say you would throw a snit and refuse to get married is actually both extreme and stupidly immature.

If I were a dude, I’d be less comfortable pooping in public bathrooms. If you use the stall instead of the urinal, it’s pretty obvious what you’re doing. Women get to keep the mystery alive.

There was an older woman at my office who had exhausted all her fucks and would waddle into the bathroom every day at the same time with her book. Once, she left it in the stall and it was still there waiting for her the next day.

I work in the public sector too. Whenever I poop at work I like to text a friend of mine who is always complaining about government workers “eating at the public trough” and how much he pays in taxes, etc. and let him know that I hope it’s his specific tax dollars paying for that shit.

My dad told stories of pooping in his world war II era destroyer at sea. There was a long box with a slit all the way down for you to poop in. Everything was wide open. You might even be touching the guy next to you. What a nightmare.

A sex worker with a single long-term client is still a sex worker. Although, Melania is birther trash.

The only way in which I pity Eric Trump is that he has to look into his father’s melting, fleshy face every day and see his own future. The resemblance must be depressing.

And in what I feel has to be the perfect symbol for post-Brexit Britain:

Might want to get a refund on that Wikipedia law degree. You have no clue wtf you’re talking about

I mean this with complete sincerity. Burn in hell for this.

There are actually a lot of great old politicians on Twitter. For example, 91-year-old John Dingell burning Tony Romo’s new sneakers:

You lost countless opportunities to just realize that a lifehack for women is a lifehack too (you mentioned productivity, how is this not something that affects women’s productivity?). I hope you stop defending this idea, but if you don’t I hope you realize how sexist your whole point is. If you’re not sexist, you’ll…

Getting people to respect you in the workplace seems like a good lifehack to me. There are countless articles on here about tips for interacting with people in the workplace. Weird that you chose this one to complain about.

Nah, I think I’m gonna stick my course of slopbeard, showering twice a week, a one-size-too-big polo and some cargo shorts. Mayybe some loose, straight-legged jeans on colder days to go with my one-size-too-big hoodie.

Anyone else getting Nice Guy vibes from LaW?