I hate it when people do this... Have we just crafted ourselves a society where adult humans can’t understand the difference between leaving your child sitting someplace that you can see for a dramatically short period of time and forgetting an entire human inside a car for long enough to end it’s life?

“Yeah fuck this kid.”

My take on this is that Vikings fans need to suck it up. I’ve heard Walsh called a piece of s***, a f***ing idiot and various other epithets since the final kick of Sunday’s game sailed wide left. I haven’t really heard anybody mention that the score would have been 10-0 were it not for him. The Vikings had the…

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

Fellatiopalooza was a lot better when your mom was alive.

“Karma’s a bitch, Vontaze!”

I was saying Boo-urns.

I blame Frank and Joe Hardy who failed to solve The Mystery of the Missing Touchdowns.”

Orange you glad someone else didn’t make the same joke?

When Hardy said he looked good in blue and white I just assumed he was talking about Nicole Holder

You think he’d like a chocolate covered pretzel?

Yeah I don’t know WTF he’s talking about, that sounds 110% awesome. If I was on that sex boat nobody would be asking me about it because it’s all I would’ve been talking about for the last 10 years.

“Good God, that’s the unemployment fraud investigator’s music!”

They obviously have a big name lined up. Or in their cross hairs (Shanahan, Kelly, McDaniels, etc.).

Wow, when Bob Ryan realizes what he said, his face is going to be red and cracked and just plain yucky.

007-373-5963 These numbers are forever burned into my memory. In total I have beaten him twice in my life. I cannot count the number of times I have lost to him, but I’ll take those two wins and be satisfied.

Saw this, this morning while my 4 yr old daughter was watching tv. She immediately looked up at me and said “ and what about Conner Cook?”.

What the fuck does Buzz City mean? Because hornets sort of make that noise? Or because the residents all huff paint?