Not saying it had anything to do with the outcome, but what was the reason for the “field flip” after the onside kick? Alabama recovers and immediately starts progressing toward their own endzone.

I never would have guessed Neil to take on the Macho Man gimmick. I’d think he’d be writing poems on Frisbees and tossing them in the crowd, maaaaaaybe cutting his opponents hair. Is he going to start slapping around Linda Cohn?

Savagery in the greys. Good work.

There were the injuries to Dwight Bryant and Patrick Romo to blame, too.

Tyson wasn’t that tough. Go untouched the first half of the first round and you’re golden.

I just made the same joke. Good job.

And a tiny 3yo Spartan fan screamed “Disrespect! No Spartan mention!”

This is Izzo’s best team in over a decade with Valentine on the floor. They get assists on 80% of their buckets with him in the lineup.. They had 11 on 27 FGM tonight.

As a Deadspin reader, I’d appreciate Peter King and Roger Goodell being worked into the title graphic. And I hope they pass on the Skyline Chili, for their sake.

Damn character limit.

Ooooooooooo! Hit’em with that “star” punch.

So now, less than 20 years after a 4th consecutive Super Bowl loss, you can go up on a steep hill in Buffalo and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-puke mark—that place where the Bud Light finally broke and rolled back.

Weddle paid $10K to eyeball some dancers. Typical pro athlete.

I love that the Lions can hurt me when they aren’t even involved in a game. It really is a special experience to be a member of their fanbase. You can see the stomach punch coming, but that extra kick to the groin always manages to sneak up on you.

I like how the primary tackler in the photo is the one guy on the field wearing an oven mitt.

• “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

Saturday Night DEAD! Zing!

Might have meant to read “KO’d QB’s Could Be Playoff Mark Dantonio”.

Maybe Pee Wee Herman shouldn’t be in charge? How much “petty cash” is being poured into upkeep on his crazy house? I don’t think you just take a broken down Conky to your neighborhood mechanic. I want an investigation!

The Grizzly Bear makes a bit more sense as a Green Bay mascot. Alliterative, too.