that is how a chair becomes a stool.

He wasn’t trying to entertain his guests. He was just trying to steady a wobbly table and couldn’t find any sugar packets.

I enjoyed that. And to the person who tried to stab a roach with a pin, I’ve got nothing but admiration for your quick thinking in a nightmare scenario. You get a purple heart for bravery.

Must have run out of chairs and were trying to seat four.

How are you going to fit a whole clown up your ass?

Dammit Otto, you have lupus.

I really don’t know how the Saban/MSU thing isn’t already getting more play. Saban left MSU for LSU because he felt MSU could never be THE team in the B1G (or even the state), let alone compete for a national title. And lo’ and behold, look at who just won another conference title in the toughest conference this year,…

I’m just hoping someone will make a commercial with Jimmy Kimmel and Alan Thicke’s son and a bunch of other randoms singing cuz that would be so funny and who doesn’t want Alan Thicke’s son’s career saved from the trash pile?

Just like last year, the 3rd and 4th ranked teams will play for the championship. Can't fault the committee for selecting Clemson as #1, but Bama is certainly overrated.

Go Green. Go White. Fuck Bama.

As a Lions fan, the silver lining here is that I didn't piss myself after I drank to excess trying to fall asleep last night.

Dude likes Archer, that sort of sets a lower bound on things.

“We’ve actually won stuff since the 60’s” - Detroit

The BYU kid had to have been Provoked.

Yeah, but this club is too far gone for Clarence Weatherspoon to save.

pfft...Three Olives bubble gum with grape Fanta!

Scotch tastes like band aids.

BYU’s coach always appreciated his high moral fiber until today.

I like him because even though he plainly hates my program, he doesn’t cut his own any slack and he is first and foremost honest about the game. If Michigan gets where they are supposed to under Harbaugh, he won’t let his hate of the school get in the way of giving the team their due. By the same token, he takes his…