Parks and Rec ended on kind a soft note for me. I remember hating the series finale, but I think seasons 2-4 are some of the most rewatchable and enjoyable seasons of TV ever

“Bortles!”- [throws molotov cocktail at the academy, runs away.]

The Good Place is sadly underrepresented. Do they really have to give Baldwin a nod when they could give one to William Jackson Harper or Manny Jacinto? Furthermore where the hell is D’arcy Carden’s name on this list?

Ted Danson! At least he got the nom, but how they are still ignoring much of The Good Place is beyond me.

No Best Comedy nomination for The Good Place?  That’s bullshirt.

And like Muppets he is entirely comfortable with someone’s arm shoved entirely up his backside.

Hey yeah. He looks like Guy Smiley.

The brain behind it is pretty wrong too.

and his eyes are so far apart they look like they aren’t looking in the same direction

His picture on the magazine looks like it should be a Terry Gilliam animation.

A lot of wrong with that face. It’s hard to pick just one thing.

Resignation will no longer do it for me. My dream is now for him to become so clearly screwed by Mueller that he can’t get anything through Congress, gets hit with the humiliation of getting primaried while a sitting president, then is convicted of treason, or at least obstruction of justice.

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“With those tense lips?”

Black Mirror’s White Bear park would make a killing were it realized today.

Oh, and as for this show, I mean I guess it’s nice he went back to the last decade to rip on Cheney and Palin, but they’re dinosaurs and I won’t be satisfied until he tricks Stephen Miller into choking on a foot-long string of human shit.

Stormy Daniels could come walking out of AF1 with her stilettos in one hand and a bottle of Scope in the other while Trump followed behind zipping up his fly. The right would praise him for “creating jobs”. 

I think Melania just overdid it with the fillers. Plus, picking a double that actually looks like Melania wouldn’t be BoneSpur’s style. He’d pick a completely different looking (and much younger) woman and then declare that this was what Melania has always looked like and only someone who hates America and loves MS-13…

My wife made it through the TSA checkpoint with a thing of pepper spray in her jacket pocket and huge haircutting scissors in her carry-on. On the way home that same trip TSA confiscated my hair gel. In a nation full of useless, incompetent government employees, these jagoffs are among the worst.

Plenty of reasons. He may have just been too distraught to add carrying his mother’s cremains to his misery. Maybe he didn’t want to be caught in a situation where they pull him aside at security and go through his stuff in public. It could even be that he was flying coach and a guy that big habitually never brings a…